Saturday, September 18, 2010

Payperpost and other systems

 

Absolutely ruin the internet, instead of people with helpful hints and advice all you find is crap like this

http://weblogs.about.com/od/creatingablog/ht/CreateaVlog.htm

So please, if your going to write about something, please have an interest or knowledge basis on it, don’t give the actual steps in making a vlog… everyone knows how YouTube works, not many people know how to edit a vlog to look and sound good.

Top Ten Elderly Gag Gifts

A Skateboard! A far less obvious option, actually, this is probably only funny to a family as satirical as mine. Honestly the thought of old people skating paints a funny picture simply because of the improbability of that working out for them in any way. If you get a kick out of awkward moments and confused looks pick up a skateboard for your grandma or grandpas retirement party.

High Definition Sunglasses. the best part about these bad boys, the elderly actually appreciate them as gifts, so we get the real enjoyment of watching them walk around with those silly things on their face. I actually still have a hard time believing those aren't just the most elaborate gag gifts ever devised

A Leopard Print Bikini. While this has the chance of being hilarious it is strictly for conservative families, please don't give it to your grandma if there is a chance she will were it. NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT! Well nobody should, but i wont judge.

Sock’em Boppers. Everyone needs to release some pent up aggression, and there is no safer way than whacking each other with giant inflatable fists. You wont have too worry about your grandparents getting hurt either because chance is these will end up being foot rests

Karate lessons. As they get old and feeble the elderly need to learn efficient self defense methods. Honestly a can of mace will be more effective but a far less amusing expression will cross their face.

Diapers. Well unless they actually wear diapers, because that's not funny its just thoughtful, and that's not why you are reading this list.

Personalized Golf Ball, Pill Bottle. These are perfect for any elderly golfer, funny but still not too offensive. Great for any family, or any occasion. I can think of three members of my family who will be receiving this gift in the near future.

Goofy Teeth. False teeth getting boring, every once and a while its good to spice up life with some Billy Bob teeth.

A Gift Card to An Adult store. Chances are any elderly family member of yours isn't getting much loving lately, but that doesn't mean they are happy about it. Maybe all they need is a way to spice up there love life, and you could be there favorite relative for either a joke this great or giving them back there old flame.

Breast Suspenders. You can pick these up at any Spencers, basically they are plastic boobs that hold your real ones off the floor. They are hilarious and not overly offensive, as long as they are given by another over the hill woman that is.

Sunday, September 5, 2010

On the Fly Cheer up song!

I heard you were sick
and that just wouldnt do...
So I said hey, ill sing you a song,
so thats just what ill doooooo!!! OHH!
So hears me, singin' you a song
we're both bored and the weekend seems to be soooo long,
Im not bored now, and what about youuuu...
im sorry pretty girl for you bein down...
so i wrote this song for you ...

Referred artists is going back up

check it often

Zbrush full body free download

If your looking around for a free body download for zbrush there is only one that is worth looking at, and the guy selflessly only asks that you read the short description under the download link, please respect his wishes
http://nickzucc.blogspot.com/

God bless you