Number 5: This one is the most unoriginal, but the most classic dilema while going through ones bowle movements... running out of toilet paper. We have all ran into this situation. Your in such a rush to dump your doings that you forget to check if you have toilet paper. Then you do the awkward call for help... its such a vulnerable point in your life. If no one is home you have to do the waddle around ur house to search for more...
Number 4: Your comfortable on the great white bowl, when suddenly you here the garabage truck and realize you didn't put the can out. Now you rush the natural flow of nature to hurry outside and dump the other garabage.
Number 3: You sit ready for a long moment to yourself, when suddenly your phone rings. You answer and its Megan Fox and she wants you over to her house as soon as possible. You ask if she can wait a little while and to your demisae she says if your not there soon she will take back her offer... Now knowing that you will never make it, you ball your eyes out and consequently hate to answer the call of duty for the rest of your life....
Number 2: haha get it? Anyway, so imagine your on the can because you have some stomach issues and your flowing like the Niagra Falls... Then you feel you have to throw up... The first thought that runs through your head is to get up and turn around, but the constant flow from your backside prevents you from doing so. You are now stuck in a situation that will end in some very undesirable cleaning. YAY for 409!!
Number 1: So you park it on the crapper ready for a load, when suddenly you smell smoke... and then you hear the smoke detectors. While the heat is on in the John, it just got a whole lot hotter in your house. But how can you escape the raging fire in your house when you got business to take care of?? Maybe that should be included in the "family fire escape" plan....
