10. At a Fast Food Restaurant. There is nothing less romantic than a greasy burger with fries. Pulling the old put it in the wine glass trick does not transfer well with a soda op or milkshake. Even if she loves her burgers its not a good idea to ask her to share her life with you their.
9. At a Water Park. Splashing out in the sun is a cute date. seeing your girlfriend in a bathing suit is always good too. Still this is NOT the place to ask her to be with you. She will look like a freak when she gets all teary eyed in the line for the “big slide”. Plus if she says no, you ruin your entire day of fun in the sun.
8. During High School. I do not mean during class, which is also stupid. I am talking about during high school whatsoever. If you are too young to go on and start a career, you are definitely too young to ask for a blushing bride to be.
7. Through One OF Her Friends. Unless your in the 5th grade, this is unacceptable. Man up and ask her you Wussy!
6. Phone Call. Can you here me now? Good, I was wondering if you… are you still there? Babe? oh i thought we dropped the call, anyway will you marry me? Babe? Are you there? Oh well why aren’t you saying anything. Oh well this is awkward. Will you ever marry me? probably not? Oh… ok.
5. Answering machine. Similar to the phone call, but even worse. *Robot Voice* “Message from 654-555-6789, sent February 11th at 2:30. Will you marry me Babe? To play again, press 4 to delete press… you get the point. Don’t do it.
4. Putting The Ring In Any Food She May Swallow. If she doesn't find the ring before chowing down you will be sifting through her royal droppings or out some major cash. Sure it may be a funny story. Well girls want romantic, not funny so don't try it.
3.On Her Way To Deliver A Baby. As glowing as the mother of your child may be and how bad you want this kid to be raised right don't matter here. She is way to emotionally unstable for that to be a good time to ask. After she says yes, and gives birth, post pardon depression will hit and she will probably regret saying yes.
2. Through A Status Update or Tweet. This list may sound ridiculous but all of them have already been done. The way this story ends is with all of the girls friends posting “CONGRADULATIONS!” on her while before she says it and replies “NO!” if you are going to get rejected, you don't want it done on a social networking site.
1. In A Txt Mssge. Hey babe, how lng hve we been 2gether? I thnk its tme we tie the knot. Sweetie, wll u marry me? Epic fail! any girl asked over text should just cry, and not tears of happiness either. That is just lame! If you think about asking a girl that way, consider a lobotomy.
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