Top Ten!

I decided that I will be writing a top ten each week, it will give this blog some actual content while i work on making better tutorials. that way you have more to read about than my rather uneventful life. the top tens will be added each Tuesday. starting today!

Today’s top ten: most disgusting places on school campus

10. The Bathrooms, surprising to some people this is on the bottom of the list, however due to recent budget cuts this is probably the only room still cleaned on a semi regular basis.

9. The classrooms, slimy desks coated with oil and sweat and drool of other people bump the classroom up above the bathrooms. You go in a bathroom knowing what happens there, but it is easy to forget the disgusting things people do to their desks. Clean it all you want we all forget about the mountains of gum on the bottom and often touch them.

8. The Library, people take these books home, where do many Americans catch up on their literature? That’s right, on the John. the Library is like a rental store for used fecal matter, Grab the Lysol!

7. The nurses office, diarrhea, coughing, barf and that gross kid in science class who goes everyday for unexplained reasons. All of this and more found in the nurses office. Still even the school infirmary is no match for number one of the list.

6. The locker room, nudity and pranks make this room and easy number six on the list. stagnant water from showers just aid the horror story stench that fills the air when entering a locker room.

5. The weight room, sweat and freshmen who think they are tough fill the weight room. nobody wipes down any station when the finish and even worse, the big sweaty ape like football players always want to chest bump or jump on everything.

4. The Cafeteria, seriously, budget cuts again? What could possibly be cheaper than the rotting garbage they already feed us?

3. Football storage room, fermenting sweat from games played last year seal in this room all year, only to be released when everyone comes to gather their gear for the new season. the stench rolls out like the smell of death from a crypt. Was that a rat?

2. Drinking fountains, they are coated in spit wads, gum, random unidentifiable slimes and lime scale. It is gross, enough said.

1. The Wrestling room, being a wrestler I know first hand the wrestling room is the most disgusting room in the school. Sweat of 14 varsity wrestlers and however many the room will fit of Junior varsity kids trying to take your spot from the Varsity line up, the mat is coated with enough sweat to use it like a slip and slide. with no exaggeration I can honestly say there is mist in the air like after a shower, consisting entirely of human perspiration and dedication.

That is this weeks top ten : )