Top Five worst video game worlds to live in...

5. Burnout Paradise: While this is a relatively fun racing game allowing you to travel around the city with no speed limits or police to chase you down, think about it from a civilians perspective. Everytime I went driving out and about some poor BMW or run down van was getting T-boned. I don't know about you, but I'm not sure I've got the money to be fixing up my car after every time I go out for a ride. Plus if you were walking on the side walk, its a windy day, nice outside, safe right? Lets just say its not THAT the winds blowing, its WHAT the winds blowing. No pedestrian is safe from a flying SUV... unless your superman... and if thats the case then your doing a lousy job there Mr. Superhero

4. Call of Duty: Any call of duty games would suck to be in really. Gernades, flying shrapnel, bullets wizzing by your head, foreign screaming, tanks and jets all loaded with really big guns, and worst of all... drill sergants. I think the worst part about living in a war game would be the fact that you would get shot and feel the pain of death, then respawn to try again... think about real war and what the soldiers see and feel. I personally would not want to be in that position, so you have to give credit to the ones that are. I think its ironic that we look down upon war, but enjoy it so much on the TV screen. Hmm... food for thought.

3. Any Zombie Apocalypse Game: Although it would be an epic way to go out in the world, I still think that a zombie apocalypse would blow. If your a zombie its kind of self-explanatory. If your a survivor, well, lets just say all things come to an end. I wouldn't actually call a person stuck in this world a "survivor"... more of a victum, or prey, or zombie food. Now think about the situation here, stuck in a shack that you've boarded up to the best of your abilitys, even though you know it wont help, and your sitting there all alone with a large caliber weapon. Then you here the foot steps and the smell of death... Thats when I would definitly need to change my pants. By the way, don't let them get to close, I hear they have a strong bite.

2. Prototype: If you have played this game you know exactlty what to think. If you haven't here is a short blurb about it... Guy gets infected with virus. Virus gives him demonic powers. Demonic powers used brutally to kill civilians. Killed civilians give you strength. Getting strength makes you more powerful.... well theres your motive to kill people! And did I mention that when you kill people you can absorb them to look like them. So not only is this guy a brutle SOB, but you can't even find him. Also, the virus has affected more than the main character, its mutated people into these beasts that like to kill people.... I can't remember why, because maybe they never said why... well that just sucks for a plot huh? anyway this infection keeps spreading and the military steps in to try and contain it... Whatever the hell that means. They shoot, on sight, anyone they expect to have it... At one point in the game you can point to who ever you want and say they are infected and they military kills them, that gives a whole new meaning to McArthy era doesn't it?

1. Fallout 3: This game is the ultimate crap your pants world... Every person on the planet shares the same fear... nuclear war, and thats what they got. First of all when the war started everyone went under ground into different colonies. Well let me ask you something.... what if your colony was a fraternity? hmmm... don't sleep on your stomach. The war ended after the planet was finally in pieces... thats a great sign to stop fighting isn't it? The people underground came above ground... but nuclear radiation does weird stuff to things exposed to it. Yeah, more zombie-like creatures. (3 games have had zombie like creatures, maybe I'm trying to make a point...) Also, all the water and food has been contaminated, so everything you eat and drink slowly kills you. You'd think everyone would band together to help each other out right? Wrong. Almost every person you meet wants to kill you for your water. Well dinner parties will never quite be the same will they?

Top Ten! Reasons Cats Suck

10. Pooping in the sandbox. That is not the treasure kids should be digging for when they play in their sand. No Timmy, that is not chocolate nor is it a special stone. Put it down and wash your hands.

9. Pee on homework. A cat peeing on homework is just as believable as a dog eating your homework. I guess you could always turn it in regardless of the odor and stain, and you teacher will be out sick a few days. I'm pretty sure I'm not going to be getting an A on my creative foods project.

8. Eat your hair as you sleep. It may not be the style you want, and it does look like you cut your own bangs, but at least you don't have to pay for a haircut. That is if you don't mind a few stares for a while. Well maybe you can bring that David Bowie look back.

7. Spraying the garden. I guess weed killer was not enough. Thanks Snowball for helping kill the rest of the weeds, and everything else in the garden.

6. Mating Calls. Like an alarm clock... that goes off every hour. If your cat is horny don't expect to get a good sleep that night. I think it may be time to neuter. Or get a better pet, you know whatever… Why the hell are they made so irresistible when they are kittens when they only grow up to be the most foul creature on earth.

5. Hair Balls. Did you get a new carpet? Oh no... that is just a combination of cat hair and spit. It may be soft to the touch but it is still vile. These are the landmines of the cat world. Have you ever stepped on one barefoot? It may be time to amputate.

4. Use the carpet as toilet paper. The treasure Timmy found in the sandbox does have one use, it can decorate your carpet! The best part is you don't even have to do it, your cat will do it all for you.

3. Shedding fur. Can't afford a fur coat? Just lay a plain coat out and sit back as your cat takes a nap on it. You will have a coat of fur, dandruff, and fleas in no time.

2. Clawing the furniture. Cats are just like interior designers. Not only can they help you put a new pattern on a carpet but you can have stripes on the sofa as well.

1. Birds for gifts. What a lovely gift to find at my door or feet.... a dead bird. Blood, guts, and disease. Thank you Kitty. This is exactly what I needed.

Now…

Ian and I have been playing with content ideas and we officially decided humor is moving from the backseat of this blog and is becoming the driver…. in a way. I will still post poems and Infinite photography but the main focus is now humor such as the top tens, you can expect much more content like that in the near future

Al Qaeda Gold Star!

Al Qahtani, a key figure in Al Qaeda operations, was a liaison for Al Qaeda cells in Yemen and Saudi Arabia and received financial support from many places to launch attacks on both. He "accidently" blew up himself when he was "messing with a bomb"... GOLD STAR!!! Oh this guy... he's a smart one. You would think someone this valuable would remember to flip the off switch. I guess it just shows the brilliance of the modern day enemy, fiddle with stuff and see how big the explosion is... Usually you would do that behind a lead wall!! "Hey, do you hear a ticking? And why is this light red?" Way to go idiot. Score: U.S. - one Al Qaede - zero.

New Content: Gold Star!

So we have decided to coin a phrase, Gold Star. It is used whenever someone does something or something happens that is completely retarded. We will be posting one every so often so keep your eyes open!

Minority Report

This weeks rewind is from 2003, this futuristic joyride is in total 2 hours and 26 minutes. Now be careful because this isn't the simple sit and watch kind of movie. If you want to really enjoy this thrilling story you need to pay attention to detail. This however wont be a problem because the excitement in this movie makes it nearly impossible to look away. It is absolutely one of Tom Cruise’s best. The movie takes place in Washington D.C. where a six year pre-crime system has succeeded in stopping crimes before they happen, before this experiment goes national they need to clean a few bugs from the system, as well as anyone who gets in their way. Including their own agent, After the chief is accused of a future murder he needs to uncover the past present and future of the company before its too late.

Weekly Rewind!

This is our newest item that will be added to the site,  once a week
I will pick a great movie that is a bit older and talk a little bit about it maybe inspiring you to go rent it and have a night with the Family

Future

2010 years since our savior came,

2010 years and its still the same.

2010 years and we still hate and kill,

2010 years stuck in a perpetual state.

Destroy the strong oppress the weak

reign supreme and nothing can go wrong.

Except that this song has been playing for 2010 years.

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Adam Copeland

We are looking for new content

Something like the Top Ten, but different. Any ideas?

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Adam Copeland

Top Ten worst things to have as pets!

10. A Cloud: They are so gloomy, thats not a characteristic you want a mans best friend to have. Plus they are always trying to rain on your parade.

9. A Picture: Unless you live in Hogwarts pictures don't change... and that pet will get reeaally boring after a while.

8. A Doughnut: Now this pet would actually be awesome to have! However, this little guy happens to be absolutly delicious, and he wont be around for very long. But think about it... at least you don't have to barry him...

7. Orangutan: Have you seen that lady's face?

6. A Rock: Low maintanence sounds pretty good for pets yea? Think again. Those rocks are super lazy, but they can play dead pretty well. Ever tripped over your dog or cat? Well when this guy is laying around... lets just say its demoralizing to your toes.

5. An Invisible Friend: We all had one as a kid, but when your 30 your looked at a little differently. Lets face it, society will never welcome you.

4. A Battery: Okay, in high school we all had a dramatic friend. This pet is reliving those days. They are such drama queens, they never just burn out, they always die.

3. A Human: I'm pretty sure that will get you into some legal trouble...

2. A tupay: This pet is soft and furry. You can even cuddle with it if you want. But lets face it, they don't attract girls like a puppy.

1. A Lawn mower: This pet is really faithful. It even does work for you. Its something most men want to own, but have you ever tried to rub its belly? Think about it.

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Time

If I could control time,

everything I ever do would be perfect,

because any time I make a flaw I would throw it all in reverse

simply because you deserve it.

if I could control time

I would stay for a hundred years in every moment spent with you.

I would speed up every second that your gone simply because I truly cannot wait to see you again.

and after I live a perfect life, spending all my time with my perfect bride.

As I near the end to see you pass, I would take us back to the first day we met and give all your memories back, one day at at time.

And start it all over, eternal bliss.

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 Adam Copeland

Sorry!

But there will be no more, or very few posts until NEXT FRIDAY 5/21/10 due to finals week. Again we are sorry but school is more important

Wow…

If you have read Insanity from this page you would know I am a big fan of wordplay. Well yesterday i was sitting in class listening to a sub rant about E.E. Cummings and his use of wordplay…. Am I the only one that thinks his wordplay is horrendous?

Top Five Lamest Superpowers

5. Freeze Breath. First off is freeze breath, it is hardly effective, not at all versatile and totally lame. What would you use it for? cooling off the worlds soup one piping hot bowl at a time?

4.Super Jump. Unless your greatest ambition is professional basketball, their is little you can do with super jumping capabilities. I would maybe hire you to get some Frisbee's off of my roof, hell you can even keep anything else you find there.

3. Seduction. women think their super power is the ability to seduce men, newsflash… Marge Simpson was on the cover of Playboy, men are not too strong when it comes to willpower, it Isn't a superpower to look cute and be able to wink.\

2. Perfect Memory. While you may be able to ace a few tests a perfect memory can offer little advantage over a nut like the Green Goblin. This superpower is lame, but the number one spot is even worse.

1. X-Ray Vision. This power is completely LAME. How would you defeat any villains? By looking into there stomach, seeing what they ate and working at their favorite restaurant, to then poison them? At first I thought any X-Ray themed superhero could work at Airport security but then I remembered, they already have a machine that does that job. “Hey your cat has cancer” “Thanks X-Ray man your still a horrible superhero”

 

 

Sorry about this week only being a top five, its finals week I have a lot of studying to do

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Photo Two, Album One

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Insanity

Four white walls,

and a pretty white coat took my body, with nobody I am alone, and a loan must be repaid, but I seek no vengeance, because insanity is the blessing in disguise that keeps me sane, exploring my whole mind, a rabbit hole I find takes me beyond imagination to limits beyond limitations, searching for the inner me I lose myself until I find out who I am.

Three blue pills,

made to heal my mind, really steal my mind, so to keep what's mine I keep in mind that to keep my mind I need to creep behind the radar, because a healthy mind needs no healing, so the pills are safely stored under my tongue which audibly brings to shore the deepest regions of my mind, so, this mind of mine splits my tongue in two. One willing to share a piece of its mind at any given time, which follows close behind instincts of mine whom are suppressed by the other tongue which keeps peace at mind knowing every piece of my mind will never be left behind.

Two late to escape,

I leave anyway, any day I want, escaping anyway I can I leave this place. Even when I cant, a part of me remains in wonder land, amazed I remain to question if my remains remain in this room when my mind and soul escape through the graven image of the rabbit hole in my head. Anyway, what about when I'm dead? I constantly wonder where my remains will land when I leave this earth to journey into the next, my mind has already crossed halfway, I remain to wonder if there is anyway one day my brain and body will meet, do they have a way to bring me halfway to catch up to where my mind remains? Locked away my body remains here while my mind explores the deepest oceans of unknown, my mind will not remain restrained by the steal door that steals more than my mind is aware of

One day at a time,

I plot my escape, the climax to a rising action with no chance of fruition, a hopeless ambition for my body. The protagonist of the plot that is the story of my life, the story in which I write, as I sit on the third story of this four walled hell questioning what is right, Sitting in my white walled cell, I wait for the tapping, the gentle rapping on my cell’s steel door. The tale tell start to my insanity. So I can start thinking what I think they thought I think. That my thoughts are real, and that my artificial art is not a thought but what is here, but who officially decides the official line that divides insanity and artificial, and when is art official anyway?

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Infinite Photography change.

New photo... way of doing things?
we will be releasing albums, one pcture at a time over the duration of a month, then at the end of the month there will be one big clickable album, you will see in time. The first Album starts with the last picture I released and the album will come mon a monday 4 weeks from yesterday.... Get it?

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Shadows

I try to escape,

he keeps pace with me,

I try to lose him in alleys, but he climbs the walls.

I see him for what he is,

he is all my evil, all that I have done.

my feet can only carry me so fast.

I thought for some time I could escape him.

I thought that he could not follow me into the dark,

Whenever I entered a lightless abyss

I was the free, I was not watched by his faceless glare,

I could do as a pleased and live without his judgmental presence,

I could shake my past and live free

I could finally live in the present,

I believed he was gone, but he surely would meet me again,

when the light would show me who I am

I then realized in the dark he didn't follow me,

he became me.

He doesn't remind me of the evils I commit in the dark,

he is the evil I commit in the dark.

He shows everyone my flaws,

that I am human,

that I am not transparent.

That secrets lie in my heart and mind, beneath my skin.

I can see that running is useless,

escaping your past is like losing your shadow.

Even if at times you can hide it,

it will always follow you.

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Addiction

Crawling from the base of your soul,

sensations take you,

who is really in control?

your body acts and your mind follows suit with excuses,

it cant be read like emotion,

it cant be seen like bruises

you no longer live your life,

it is lived for you.

like a double edged knife

the fix only cuts you deeper

an uphill battle,

from here only getting steeper.

Each drag takes my breath away

temporary pleasure,

although I beg it to stay.

The smoke dips and weaves

it flows and slips through my hands

and just as quickly as it came, it leaves.

two week to bare the weight.

I begin to choke,

any savior is much too late

I'm on my own,

but I cant escape.

too distant I have grown,

it whispers in my ear.

I am not in control

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Top Ten Worst Places To Fall Asleep

10. In A Taxi. You know that waking up in a smelly taxi, with a scary unkempt man yelling about the money you owe him is not only unpleasant, but scary as hell. So avoid falling asleep in a taxi.

9. In The Movies. Paying twenty dollars for a movie and popcorn sucks. However, waking up at the end of Avatar, not knowing what the hell happened with your eight dollar popcorn spilt all over the floor sucks even more.

8.On A Bus. This is worse than a taxi because now you have no idea where you are, or what time it is, or how long you have been sitting next to this creepy guy that you might have seen on America’s most wanted. Better get a bus schedule, or better yet, a car.

7. While Driving. Maybe you should just keep riding the bus… It is a hell of a lot better than driving into oncoming traffic.

6.During a babysitting gig. Kids are evil. Marker is hard to wash off,

and its safe to say your aren't getting paid.

5. While swimming. Drowning really blows, if your a narcoleptic Michael Phelps, you should find a new hobby. Or invest in some floaties, with the right swimsuit they can look quite stylish.

4. While Eating Cereal. Yes droning does blow, but it sucks even more to drown in two inches of milk. Nothing is more embarrassing than being found with flakes of coco stuck to your forehead.

3. During a Zombie Apocalypse. I mean really, of all the things to miss out on.

2. While being asked to marry someone. Unless its at a fast food restaurant this is inexcusable. If you have mutual friends, you will need to find a new circle because he will ruin your good name.

1. While Skiing. Not the most deadly on the list, but certainly the most painful. Trees hurt.

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Buddy Talk

First of all this somewhat relates to my previous advice entry. Its all about the image. When guys are around other guys they usually brag about their girlfriend when the subject is brought up. However when that guy is actually with his girlfriend he is the sweet caring man that he is. Like i said before the reason for this is their image.
Think about it... what would a guy look like to his buddies if he got all mushie gushie about his girlfriend in front of his pals? Also, the things he brags about are usually things he wouldn't want to say in front of his girlfriend. This makes him look like he is superior and farther along life to his peers. This also gives the thought that this guy is dominant or "wears the pants". Then again when the two of you are together alone, he becomes cooperative and willing to compromise.
You have to remember that a mans ego is very sensitive. He has to look good in front of his friends. Testosterone flares up and the alpha male instinct is brought into play. There is a constant competition, even if the competitors are friends, to be on top or the "coolest".

I hope this information was helpful :)
Please don't be afraid to ask questions and I will do my best to answer them.

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Take Me Back

Take me back to the good old days,

the gilded age and Watergate.

Take me back to the lies,

take me back to the time before we had eyes,

to see what we don't like and ask that damn question

“Where has the love gone?”

Take me back to the prejudice and hatred.

Take me back to Kent state.

Take me back to Vietnam or the Korean war,

 

Show me the pain,

take me back to the acid trips and daily mistrust,

Take me back to separate and unequal.

The day where black men could only dream.

Take me back when Nixon could plot and scheme,

Where wires were tapped and offices crawled with government bugs

Take me to past where we still would ask

“Why can’t we go back?”.

 

Take me to the time where Kennedy  disappeared

and the country filled with tears.

take me back where men who spoke out lost their lives.

When it took a King to point out racial strife.

and take me back to the days after his death.

Where riots and hate plagued the nation.

Please as things start to go south here in the present,

can I not escape this whole I am digging?

I am to afraid and feeble to stand out like other great men have,

Instead I stand back and nod when people ask

“Can’t we just go back to the good old days?”

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