10. A Cloud: They are so gloomy, thats not a characteristic you want a mans best friend to have. Plus they are always trying to rain on your parade.
9. A Picture: Unless you live in Hogwarts pictures don't change... and that pet will get reeaally boring after a while.
8. A Doughnut: Now this pet would actually be awesome to have! However, this little guy happens to be absolutly delicious, and he wont be around for very long. But think about it... at least you don't have to barry him...
7. Orangutan: Have you seen that lady's face?
6. A Rock: Low maintanence sounds pretty good for pets yea? Think again. Those rocks are super lazy, but they can play dead pretty well. Ever tripped over your dog or cat? Well when this guy is laying around... lets just say its demoralizing to your toes.
5. An Invisible Friend: We all had one as a kid, but when your 30 your looked at a little differently. Lets face it, society will never welcome you.
4. A Battery: Okay, in high school we all had a dramatic friend. This pet is reliving those days. They are such drama queens, they never just burn out, they always die.
3. A Human: I'm pretty sure that will get you into some legal trouble...
2. A tupay: This pet is soft and furry. You can even cuddle with it if you want. But lets face it, they don't attract girls like a puppy.
1. A Lawn mower: This pet is really faithful. It even does work for you. Its something most men want to own, but have you ever tried to rub its belly? Think about it.
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