5. Burnout Paradise: While this is a relatively fun racing game allowing you to travel around the city with no speed limits or police to chase you down, think about it from a civilians perspective. Everytime I went driving out and about some poor BMW or run down van was getting T-boned. I don't know about you, but I'm not sure I've got the money to be fixing up my car after every time I go out for a ride. Plus if you were walking on the side walk, its a windy day, nice outside, safe right? Lets just say its not THAT the winds blowing, its WHAT the winds blowing. No pedestrian is safe from a flying SUV... unless your superman... and if thats the case then your doing a lousy job there Mr. Superhero
4. Call of Duty: Any call of duty games would suck to be in really. Gernades, flying shrapnel, bullets wizzing by your head, foreign screaming, tanks and jets all loaded with really big guns, and worst of all... drill sergants. I think the worst part about living in a war game would be the fact that you would get shot and feel the pain of death, then respawn to try again... think about real war and what the soldiers see and feel. I personally would not want to be in that position, so you have to give credit to the ones that are. I think its ironic that we look down upon war, but enjoy it so much on the TV screen. Hmm... food for thought.
3. Any Zombie Apocalypse Game: Although it would be an epic way to go out in the world, I still think that a zombie apocalypse would blow. If your a zombie its kind of self-explanatory. If your a survivor, well, lets just say all things come to an end. I wouldn't actually call a person stuck in this world a "survivor"... more of a victum, or prey, or zombie food. Now think about the situation here, stuck in a shack that you've boarded up to the best of your abilitys, even though you know it wont help, and your sitting there all alone with a large caliber weapon. Then you here the foot steps and the smell of death... Thats when I would definitly need to change my pants. By the way, don't let them get to close, I hear they have a strong bite.
2. Prototype: If you have played this game you know exactlty what to think. If you haven't here is a short blurb about it... Guy gets infected with virus. Virus gives him demonic powers. Demonic powers used brutally to kill civilians. Killed civilians give you strength. Getting strength makes you more powerful.... well theres your motive to kill people! And did I mention that when you kill people you can absorb them to look like them. So not only is this guy a brutle SOB, but you can't even find him. Also, the virus has affected more than the main character, its mutated people into these beasts that like to kill people.... I can't remember why, because maybe they never said why... well that just sucks for a plot huh? anyway this infection keeps spreading and the military steps in to try and contain it... Whatever the hell that means. They shoot, on sight, anyone they expect to have it... At one point in the game you can point to who ever you want and say they are infected and they military kills them, that gives a whole new meaning to McArthy era doesn't it?
1. Fallout 3: This game is the ultimate crap your pants world... Every person on the planet shares the same fear... nuclear war, and thats what they got. First of all when the war started everyone went under ground into different colonies. Well let me ask you something.... what if your colony was a fraternity? hmmm... don't sleep on your stomach. The war ended after the planet was finally in pieces... thats a great sign to stop fighting isn't it? The people underground came above ground... but nuclear radiation does weird stuff to things exposed to it. Yeah, more zombie-like creatures. (3 games have had zombie like creatures, maybe I'm trying to make a point...) Also, all the water and food has been contaminated, so everything you eat and drink slowly kills you. You'd think everyone would band together to help each other out right? Wrong. Almost every person you meet wants to kill you for your water. Well dinner parties will never quite be the same will they?
(About your Call of Duty one)It's just like the movie Click!
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