10. In A Taxi. You know that waking up in a smelly taxi, with a scary unkempt man yelling about the money you owe him is not only unpleasant, but scary as hell. So avoid falling asleep in a taxi.
9. In The Movies. Paying twenty dollars for a movie and popcorn sucks. However, waking up at the end of Avatar, not knowing what the hell happened with your eight dollar popcorn spilt all over the floor sucks even more.
8.On A Bus. This is worse than a taxi because now you have no idea where you are, or what time it is, or how long you have been sitting next to this creepy guy that you might have seen on America’s most wanted. Better get a bus schedule, or better yet, a car.
7. While Driving. Maybe you should just keep riding the bus… It is a hell of a lot better than driving into oncoming traffic.
6.During a babysitting gig. Kids are evil. Marker is hard to wash off,
and its safe to say your aren't getting paid.
5. While swimming. Drowning really blows, if your a narcoleptic Michael Phelps, you should find a new hobby. Or invest in some floaties, with the right swimsuit they can look quite stylish.
4. While Eating Cereal. Yes droning does blow, but it sucks even more to drown in two inches of milk. Nothing is more embarrassing than being found with flakes of coco stuck to your forehead.
3. During a Zombie Apocalypse. I mean really, of all the things to miss out on.
2. While being asked to marry someone. Unless its at a fast food restaurant this is inexcusable. If you have mutual friends, you will need to find a new circle because he will ruin your good name.
1. While Skiing. Not the most deadly on the list, but certainly the most painful. Trees hurt.
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