5. Freeze Breath. First off is freeze breath, it is hardly effective, not at all versatile and totally lame. What would you use it for? cooling off the worlds soup one piping hot bowl at a time?
4.Super Jump. Unless your greatest ambition is professional basketball, their is little you can do with super jumping capabilities. I would maybe hire you to get some Frisbee's off of my roof, hell you can even keep anything else you find there.
3. Seduction. women think their super power is the ability to seduce men, newsflash… Marge Simpson was on the cover of Playboy, men are not too strong when it comes to willpower, it Isn't a superpower to look cute and be able to wink.\
2. Perfect Memory. While you may be able to ace a few tests a perfect memory can offer little advantage over a nut like the Green Goblin. This superpower is lame, but the number one spot is even worse.
1. X-Ray Vision. This power is completely LAME. How would you defeat any villains? By looking into there stomach, seeing what they ate and working at their favorite restaurant, to then poison them? At first I thought any X-Ray themed superhero could work at Airport security but then I remembered, they already have a machine that does that job. “Hey your cat has cancer” “Thanks X-Ray man your still a horrible superhero”
Sorry about this week only being a top five, its finals week I have a lot of studying to do
I happen to think that seduction is a wonderful power. Kayla from X-Men Origins used her power to seduce Logan.
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