Top Five Worse Things to Happen While on the Toilet

Number 5: This one is the most unoriginal, but the most classic dilema while going through ones bowle movements... running out of toilet paper. We have all ran into this situation. Your in such a rush to dump your doings that you forget to check if you have toilet paper. Then you do the awkward call for help... its such a vulnerable point in your life. If no one is home you have to do the waddle around ur house to search for more...

Number 4: Your comfortable on the great white bowl, when suddenly you here the garabage truck and realize you didn't put the can out. Now you rush the natural flow of nature to hurry outside and dump the other garabage.

Number 3: You sit ready for a long moment to yourself, when suddenly your phone rings. You answer and its Megan Fox and she wants you over to her house as soon as possible. You ask if she can wait a little while and to your demisae she says if your not there soon she will take back her offer... Now knowing that you will never make it, you ball your eyes out and consequently hate to answer the call of duty for the rest of your life....

Number 2: haha get it? Anyway, so imagine your on the can because you have some stomach issues and your flowing like the Niagra Falls... Then you feel you have to throw up... The first thought that runs through your head is to get up and turn around, but the constant flow from your backside prevents you from doing so. You are now stuck in a situation that will end in some very undesirable cleaning. YAY for 409!!

Number 1: So you park it on the crapper ready for a load, when suddenly you smell smoke... and then you hear the smoke detectors. While the heat is on in the John, it just got a whole lot hotter in your house. But how can you escape the raging fire in your house when you got business to take care of?? Maybe that should be included in the "family fire escape" plan....

Plug my ears

with your words,
tell me what is hot,
tell me who is sexy.
because I can no longer decide this shit for myself

Tell me what to buy,
tell me where to go,
you no better than I do.
I can no longer think for myself

Payperpost and other systems

 

Absolutely ruin the internet, instead of people with helpful hints and advice all you find is crap like this

http://weblogs.about.com/od/creatingablog/ht/CreateaVlog.htm

So please, if your going to write about something, please have an interest or knowledge basis on it, don’t give the actual steps in making a vlog… everyone knows how YouTube works, not many people know how to edit a vlog to look and sound good.

Top Ten Elderly Gag Gifts

A Skateboard! A far less obvious option, actually, this is probably only funny to a family as satirical as mine. Honestly the thought of old people skating paints a funny picture simply because of the improbability of that working out for them in any way. If you get a kick out of awkward moments and confused looks pick up a skateboard for your grandma or grandpas retirement party.

High Definition Sunglasses. the best part about these bad boys, the elderly actually appreciate them as gifts, so we get the real enjoyment of watching them walk around with those silly things on their face. I actually still have a hard time believing those aren't just the most elaborate gag gifts ever devised

A Leopard Print Bikini. While this has the chance of being hilarious it is strictly for conservative families, please don't give it to your grandma if there is a chance she will were it. NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT! Well nobody should, but i wont judge.

Sock’em Boppers. Everyone needs to release some pent up aggression, and there is no safer way than whacking each other with giant inflatable fists. You wont have too worry about your grandparents getting hurt either because chance is these will end up being foot rests

Karate lessons. As they get old and feeble the elderly need to learn efficient self defense methods. Honestly a can of mace will be more effective but a far less amusing expression will cross their face.

Diapers. Well unless they actually wear diapers, because that's not funny its just thoughtful, and that's not why you are reading this list.

Personalized Golf Ball, Pill Bottle. These are perfect for any elderly golfer, funny but still not too offensive. Great for any family, or any occasion. I can think of three members of my family who will be receiving this gift in the near future.

Goofy Teeth. False teeth getting boring, every once and a while its good to spice up life with some Billy Bob teeth.

A Gift Card to An Adult store. Chances are any elderly family member of yours isn't getting much loving lately, but that doesn't mean they are happy about it. Maybe all they need is a way to spice up there love life, and you could be there favorite relative for either a joke this great or giving them back there old flame.

Breast Suspenders. You can pick these up at any Spencers, basically they are plastic boobs that hold your real ones off the floor. They are hilarious and not overly offensive, as long as they are given by another over the hill woman that is.

On the Fly Cheer up song!

I heard you were sick
and that just wouldnt do...
So I said hey, ill sing you a song,
so thats just what ill doooooo!!! OHH!
So hears me, singin' you a song
we're both bored and the weekend seems to be soooo long,
Im not bored now, and what about youuuu...
im sorry pretty girl for you bein down...
so i wrote this song for you ...

Referred artists is going back up

check it often

Zbrush full body free download

If your looking around for a free body download for zbrush there is only one that is worth looking at, and the guy selflessly only asks that you read the short description under the download link, please respect his wishes
http://nickzucc.blogspot.com/

God bless you

Im breaking poems into two

Ians and Levis... enjoy

New blog of note....

Or whatever I was calling it back when I had readers, reffered artists I believe, anyway, check out evertryingman.blogspot.com he is an old friend of mine

To the point

http://hubpages.com/hub/The-Tuth-About-Hubpages-Can-You-Make-Money-From-Hubs

I wish every one wrote this bluntly, I know I try

The day the news died…

Honestly, i wish I never was associated with the thrive movement because well, I honestly don’t believe its being done for the will of God. Whatever, its beyond my control now, but I will not sway my commenting or reporting based solely on the approval of others… because that will be the day that the news dies.

You Are depressing

Your sickness of satirical tyranny wont stop me

your a delusional soul who lost control

and now, your seeking a foothold in my heart

deliberating on how to tear me apart

my heart wont hold the surplus of maniacal rage you place upon it.

So ill rise above you and have you question, where we ever really best friends?

cant you tell I am stronger and smarter

tear me apart? You’ll have to try harder.

We both know without you i will go farther

so even though at this point all your plans are to destruct me, your evil wont corrupt me

I learned from god to live my life justly.

slap me once ill turn my cheek but slap me twice? in the same week?

well we can all see who betrayed who, you think I'm related to you? No way in hell are we family after what you put me through

my friends are twice the family you will ever be maybe you wont accept me but they will.

Is it true your only objective is to be the sole objection to the success of my life?

Or do you honestly still believe this is good for me?

P.S. i am not paying for the cancelation of my phone thank you for your time

Voodoo Vampire

Nifty little game in testing and development

Blender Penguin

Penguin made in blender : )

Blender Vampire

First Chararacter Rig... there are soooo many problems but I did pretty good for my first rig

First Character Made in Blender 3d

Blender 3d

Soon I will post some blender tutorials (for 3d modeling not chopping ice) so if you have ever been interested in that then i have good news : )

Hot Dog cart for rent!

I am renting out my hotdog cart for cheap because of the start of the school year, if interested please post a comment thank you

thrive

The students of Parkway Christian church are in pretty deep with this one. The Thrive Movement will really show who is truly active in the ministry and who is simply in it for the ride. The movement consists of a massive 100 item list that serves as an open challenge to the youth of Parkway and requires the the entire church to really step it up if there is any hope of completing their goal. While a small quantity of the list could be completed by any one willing to fork over a few bucks, the majority is compiled of items that really require those who fulfill them to “thrive” to “allow God to use them to build his kingdom” (thethrivemovement.com).

The list varies in difficulty tremendously, some tasks are simple such as treating some firemen to donuts or reading a book. Other items on the list however are exceedingly difficult such as raising 1000 dollars for charity or taking a mission trip to Africa, keep in mind this list is to be completed by the children of the church. The movement is still young (about two weeks active) however is off to a tremendous start, three items where checked off the list within the first week. Still there are some doubts as to the amount of drive the kids will have in completing the list, the kids clearly have the ability to finish it, the potential is there, the only question is “will they?”.

Another thorn in the side of “The Thrive Movement” are the over critical thinkers that wonder why the pictures are necessary, and ask if it would discredit the validity of the good deeds. When asked how they thought about the idea several adults said that in certain circumstances they would be disappointed to hear that the kind and generous action they witnessed teenage kids complete was actually done not from the graciousness of their own heart but instead stems from an attempt to complete a church competition.  While I do agree to a certain extent that having to pose for a picture after having a stranger pay for my gas would rob the moment from feeling like a genuine random act of kindness. I know that deep down Drew Thurman (youth pastor of Parkway Christian Church and leader of the Thrive Movement) does not intend for this to happen, nor are the pictures required because he “doesn't trust his students” as some other critics may believe. Instead he requires the pictures in an attempt to make this movement be “bigger than the church”. He realizes that reading about kids completing tremendous goals  is only somewhat inspiring, however being able to witness the events or see the list dwindle in size as the kids tackle each goal, well that's a hole new ball game entirely. Drew has hopes that this will grow from a single church activity to a nation wide phenomena and honestly, this real life pay it forward campaign has the potential.

Visit Thethrivemovement.com and see for yourself

Tail

A tale would be nice to have.
Maybe a long one or a short one,
doesn't really matter as long as i have one.
To express myself, and tell a story.
Its a good conversation starter.
for good memories,
to give personality,
to give flare.
A tale would be nice to have.
It makes someone unique,
makes them stand out.
What is a tale for?
To sweep up the past?
Provide a clear path?
But who cares?
A tale would be nice to have.
Not a tall one, thats just unrealistic...

Ugly Screams

There i was sitting, all alone in my bedroom
their screams just outside my door
so filled with hate, filled with sorrow
yelling, back and forth
not thinking bout tomorrow
close my eyes, close my eyes
hear their crys, hear their crys
close my eyes, close my eyes
dream tonight

Do you know what the yelling does to us?
Do you know that it sickens me?
Did you know that we are pretending?
Did u know whats being taught?
Did you know its all your fault?

Rain

Think, a single rain drop falls from such height and pounds the ground yet only makes a small splash. Many would not notice it, but if someone did it would give them hope that the endless drought isn't so endless. Strong hope brings about faith and faith is what gets the big wheels of action turning, not wishful thinking. That small faith brings more drops for more to see.
More hope, more faith, more rain.
now the ground seems to be a blanket of splashes and the drops keep falling.
One drop may be small, but one drop brings many and many is what makes a difference.

Puff

Life is like that cigarette you smoke short and dangerous but one is worth taking the risk, and the other gives you cancer. The choice is certainly clear but can you see past that purple haze? The vale of wisps that can almost provide you comfort in those times that almost just doesn't cut it? Can you see me? Can you see the one who gave it all? Can you see me through your smoke? I can see you when you choke and slip in sin, I can see your evil grin when you get stoned again. I can see it all and I lend my hand,but its hard to see when I am stuck in this second hand spot in your life. Let met in, or you will never see my reach my guidance my light unless you look. Can you see me?

Real Life Poison

The way it bubbles, the way it rumbles,
the way it struggles, the way it tumbles,
the way it troubles, the way it humbles,
Love. . .
is poison in my veins,
a fire to my heart,
yeah love. . .
is hammers to my bones,
a pain so hard, it wont leave me be
you ruin me,
and i can't see how we can be.

Evolve

Testing… testing… testing your so called immaculate conception, your idea that the missing link will point you to the truth and that the separation from man and monkey is a few million years of un-intellectual design. Well if that currently stands as your spotless notion riddle me this why would man adopt, and thrive from the most useless quality for an uncivilized world, surely with all your studies you haven't been to blind to see the obvious flaws of early man according to the bible of Darwin. Four legged frolicking provides numerous advantages for non-vehicular travel, come to think of it only in modern society would bi-pedular locomotion benefit anything but few select species. Doubting that the missing link had fortune telling genetic makeup I can not see why this stifling adaptation which is the leading cause of humans being less balanced and slower than other animals with more efficient modes of transportation. However it is far from ludicrous to believe that an all knowing being had this foresight and blessed us humans with the curse of two legs.

I wrote a poem

And people read what it said, and they said I thought what they read,  and as much as I agree that I think when I write you couldn't be more wrong if you think my writing depicts the images running in my mind, to put my heart and soul in my writing I must take my minds troubles out because silly emotions delay the message I want to convey in whatever it is I am writing. So the problems I write stem from observation deliberation and deep contemplation, however they are not the struggles of my own life.

Av Security Virus

infected my pc…. damn… well i guess i know what i will be doing all night… bummer

Happiness

Money cant buy it

many cant find it

anyone can hide it

All pursue it

many condemn it

its found in the strangest places.

you will know when you see it

Despair

Look around at all the happy people,

now count them all on one hand,

Now look at all the hungry

Now count them all if you can.

reality is the world is unhappy,

and to gain joy we grow in greed,

till our gluttonous hearts succeed the capacity of our minds.

and we forget how to give.

there is no hope for a selfish world,

and its a joke to believe we can escape the hold that extravagance has on our hearts.

Top Ten Reasons the i am legend monsters were actually vampires!

10. Zombies are the living dead, meaning they died and rose from the grave, not that they transformed into zombies., However, many legends say that vampires are transformed while still alive.
9. Vampirism until recently was thought of a disease that is caught from other vampires, so the fact that the I Am Legend monsters where created by a virus does not rule out vampires, it in fact is still closely related to a “true to the myth vampire”
8. Many legends say that when vampires go without feeding they are stricken mad, and behave like crazed savage humans, which is how the I Am Legend creatures behaved, meanwhile zombies are often brainless wanderers and very slow.
7. If you don't buy into the slow zombie story do you believe in the smart one? Zombies are always dumb creatures yet the I AM Legend creatures used the main characters own trap against him. That is certainly a very intelligent action
6. The creatures, like all vampires where fast strong and could jump very high. Plus during the scene when they attack his house, the guy he is fighting bites his neck and throws him around by it. Then his neck is hardly bleeding for the rest of the movie, almost like instead of ripping his neck apart he merely pierced it with fangs
5. Robert Neville is attempting to make a cure using his “immune blood” now many of his trials fail ultimately, nearly every time he injects his blood into an infected creature their symptoms are temporarily suppressed, later they may die or regress but it seems that blood sooths their hunger, even if it isn't the cure.
4. Before killing his dog he checks his eyes and teeth, upon checking his teeth you can see a new tooth emerging from his gums like a fang perhaps?
3. They burned in the sunlight, last time I checked this is a vampire curse, and has nothing to do with zombies
2. Vampires almost always have out of the ordinary eyes, now you may be wondering where I am going with this point because the normal movie watcher would never catch this and actually realize the significance, but if you think carefully you may remember a flashback scene in the movie where in an attempt to quarantine the city they scanned peoples eyes to determine if they had the infection.
1. The book admits they are vampires. http://www.worstpreviews.com/review.php?id=568&section=preview explains pretty well the difficulties in showing the vampire traits in the movie and why they appear to be zombies

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Movie

We are in the process of writing a movie and this is the reason blog posts are becoming rare, we are also working hard to afford the editing software. We want Adobe after effects and any donations will go toward this since I am an aspiring writer (with a fallback in graphic design) and Ian a producer/actor your donations will help us move toward our future careers greatly! We would appreciate them!

Nature

Destroy it all you want, your only harming yourself,
any wrongfully discarded garbage only stains your own sole
and the pain of the world is a reminder of what we stole
Forget from where we came, and disrespect our mother
earth has brought us here and will bring us out
unless we take her first.

Top Five worst video game worlds to live in...

5. Burnout Paradise: While this is a relatively fun racing game allowing you to travel around the city with no speed limits or police to chase you down, think about it from a civilians perspective. Everytime I went driving out and about some poor BMW or run down van was getting T-boned. I don't know about you, but I'm not sure I've got the money to be fixing up my car after every time I go out for a ride. Plus if you were walking on the side walk, its a windy day, nice outside, safe right? Lets just say its not THAT the winds blowing, its WHAT the winds blowing. No pedestrian is safe from a flying SUV... unless your superman... and if thats the case then your doing a lousy job there Mr. Superhero

4. Call of Duty: Any call of duty games would suck to be in really. Gernades, flying shrapnel, bullets wizzing by your head, foreign screaming, tanks and jets all loaded with really big guns, and worst of all... drill sergants. I think the worst part about living in a war game would be the fact that you would get shot and feel the pain of death, then respawn to try again... think about real war and what the soldiers see and feel. I personally would not want to be in that position, so you have to give credit to the ones that are. I think its ironic that we look down upon war, but enjoy it so much on the TV screen. Hmm... food for thought.

3. Any Zombie Apocalypse Game: Although it would be an epic way to go out in the world, I still think that a zombie apocalypse would blow. If your a zombie its kind of self-explanatory. If your a survivor, well, lets just say all things come to an end. I wouldn't actually call a person stuck in this world a "survivor"... more of a victum, or prey, or zombie food. Now think about the situation here, stuck in a shack that you've boarded up to the best of your abilitys, even though you know it wont help, and your sitting there all alone with a large caliber weapon. Then you here the foot steps and the smell of death... Thats when I would definitly need to change my pants. By the way, don't let them get to close, I hear they have a strong bite.

2. Prototype: If you have played this game you know exactlty what to think. If you haven't here is a short blurb about it... Guy gets infected with virus. Virus gives him demonic powers. Demonic powers used brutally to kill civilians. Killed civilians give you strength. Getting strength makes you more powerful.... well theres your motive to kill people! And did I mention that when you kill people you can absorb them to look like them. So not only is this guy a brutle SOB, but you can't even find him. Also, the virus has affected more than the main character, its mutated people into these beasts that like to kill people.... I can't remember why, because maybe they never said why... well that just sucks for a plot huh? anyway this infection keeps spreading and the military steps in to try and contain it... Whatever the hell that means. They shoot, on sight, anyone they expect to have it... At one point in the game you can point to who ever you want and say they are infected and they military kills them, that gives a whole new meaning to McArthy era doesn't it?

1. Fallout 3: This game is the ultimate crap your pants world... Every person on the planet shares the same fear... nuclear war, and thats what they got. First of all when the war started everyone went under ground into different colonies. Well let me ask you something.... what if your colony was a fraternity? hmmm... don't sleep on your stomach. The war ended after the planet was finally in pieces... thats a great sign to stop fighting isn't it? The people underground came above ground... but nuclear radiation does weird stuff to things exposed to it. Yeah, more zombie-like creatures. (3 games have had zombie like creatures, maybe I'm trying to make a point...) Also, all the water and food has been contaminated, so everything you eat and drink slowly kills you. You'd think everyone would band together to help each other out right? Wrong. Almost every person you meet wants to kill you for your water. Well dinner parties will never quite be the same will they?

Top Ten! Reasons Cats Suck

10. Pooping in the sandbox. That is not the treasure kids should be digging for when they play in their sand. No Timmy, that is not chocolate nor is it a special stone. Put it down and wash your hands.

9. Pee on homework. A cat peeing on homework is just as believable as a dog eating your homework. I guess you could always turn it in regardless of the odor and stain, and you teacher will be out sick a few days. I'm pretty sure I'm not going to be getting an A on my creative foods project.

8. Eat your hair as you sleep. It may not be the style you want, and it does look like you cut your own bangs, but at least you don't have to pay for a haircut. That is if you don't mind a few stares for a while. Well maybe you can bring that David Bowie look back.

7. Spraying the garden. I guess weed killer was not enough. Thanks Snowball for helping kill the rest of the weeds, and everything else in the garden.

6. Mating Calls. Like an alarm clock... that goes off every hour. If your cat is horny don't expect to get a good sleep that night. I think it may be time to neuter. Or get a better pet, you know whatever… Why the hell are they made so irresistible when they are kittens when they only grow up to be the most foul creature on earth.

5. Hair Balls. Did you get a new carpet? Oh no... that is just a combination of cat hair and spit. It may be soft to the touch but it is still vile. These are the landmines of the cat world. Have you ever stepped on one barefoot? It may be time to amputate.

4. Use the carpet as toilet paper. The treasure Timmy found in the sandbox does have one use, it can decorate your carpet! The best part is you don't even have to do it, your cat will do it all for you.

3. Shedding fur. Can't afford a fur coat? Just lay a plain coat out and sit back as your cat takes a nap on it. You will have a coat of fur, dandruff, and fleas in no time.

2. Clawing the furniture. Cats are just like interior designers. Not only can they help you put a new pattern on a carpet but you can have stripes on the sofa as well.

1. Birds for gifts. What a lovely gift to find at my door or feet.... a dead bird. Blood, guts, and disease. Thank you Kitty. This is exactly what I needed.

Now…

Ian and I have been playing with content ideas and we officially decided humor is moving from the backseat of this blog and is becoming the driver…. in a way. I will still post poems and Infinite photography but the main focus is now humor such as the top tens, you can expect much more content like that in the near future

Al Qaeda Gold Star!

Al Qahtani, a key figure in Al Qaeda operations, was a liaison for Al Qaeda cells in Yemen and Saudi Arabia and received financial support from many places to launch attacks on both. He "accidently" blew up himself when he was "messing with a bomb"... GOLD STAR!!! Oh this guy... he's a smart one. You would think someone this valuable would remember to flip the off switch. I guess it just shows the brilliance of the modern day enemy, fiddle with stuff and see how big the explosion is... Usually you would do that behind a lead wall!! "Hey, do you hear a ticking? And why is this light red?" Way to go idiot. Score: U.S. - one Al Qaede - zero.

New Content: Gold Star!

So we have decided to coin a phrase, Gold Star. It is used whenever someone does something or something happens that is completely retarded. We will be posting one every so often so keep your eyes open!

Minority Report

This weeks rewind is from 2003, this futuristic joyride is in total 2 hours and 26 minutes. Now be careful because this isn't the simple sit and watch kind of movie. If you want to really enjoy this thrilling story you need to pay attention to detail. This however wont be a problem because the excitement in this movie makes it nearly impossible to look away. It is absolutely one of Tom Cruise’s best. The movie takes place in Washington D.C. where a six year pre-crime system has succeeded in stopping crimes before they happen, before this experiment goes national they need to clean a few bugs from the system, as well as anyone who gets in their way. Including their own agent, After the chief is accused of a future murder he needs to uncover the past present and future of the company before its too late.

Weekly Rewind!

This is our newest item that will be added to the site,  once a week
I will pick a great movie that is a bit older and talk a little bit about it maybe inspiring you to go rent it and have a night with the Family

Future

2010 years since our savior came,

2010 years and its still the same.

2010 years and we still hate and kill,

2010 years stuck in a perpetual state.

Destroy the strong oppress the weak

reign supreme and nothing can go wrong.

Except that this song has been playing for 2010 years.

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We are looking for new content

Something like the Top Ten, but different. Any ideas?

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Top Ten worst things to have as pets!

10. A Cloud: They are so gloomy, thats not a characteristic you want a mans best friend to have. Plus they are always trying to rain on your parade.

9. A Picture: Unless you live in Hogwarts pictures don't change... and that pet will get reeaally boring after a while.

8. A Doughnut: Now this pet would actually be awesome to have! However, this little guy happens to be absolutly delicious, and he wont be around for very long. But think about it... at least you don't have to barry him...

7. Orangutan: Have you seen that lady's face?

6. A Rock: Low maintanence sounds pretty good for pets yea? Think again. Those rocks are super lazy, but they can play dead pretty well. Ever tripped over your dog or cat? Well when this guy is laying around... lets just say its demoralizing to your toes.

5. An Invisible Friend: We all had one as a kid, but when your 30 your looked at a little differently. Lets face it, society will never welcome you.

4. A Battery: Okay, in high school we all had a dramatic friend. This pet is reliving those days. They are such drama queens, they never just burn out, they always die.

3. A Human: I'm pretty sure that will get you into some legal trouble...

2. A tupay: This pet is soft and furry. You can even cuddle with it if you want. But lets face it, they don't attract girls like a puppy.

1. A Lawn mower: This pet is really faithful. It even does work for you. Its something most men want to own, but have you ever tried to rub its belly? Think about it.

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Time

If I could control time,

everything I ever do would be perfect,

because any time I make a flaw I would throw it all in reverse

simply because you deserve it.

if I could control time

I would stay for a hundred years in every moment spent with you.

I would speed up every second that your gone simply because I truly cannot wait to see you again.

and after I live a perfect life, spending all my time with my perfect bride.

As I near the end to see you pass, I would take us back to the first day we met and give all your memories back, one day at at time.

And start it all over, eternal bliss.

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Sorry!

But there will be no more, or very few posts until NEXT FRIDAY 5/21/10 due to finals week. Again we are sorry but school is more important

Wow…

If you have read Insanity from this page you would know I am a big fan of wordplay. Well yesterday i was sitting in class listening to a sub rant about E.E. Cummings and his use of wordplay…. Am I the only one that thinks his wordplay is horrendous?

Top Five Lamest Superpowers

5. Freeze Breath. First off is freeze breath, it is hardly effective, not at all versatile and totally lame. What would you use it for? cooling off the worlds soup one piping hot bowl at a time?

4.Super Jump. Unless your greatest ambition is professional basketball, their is little you can do with super jumping capabilities. I would maybe hire you to get some Frisbee's off of my roof, hell you can even keep anything else you find there.

3. Seduction. women think their super power is the ability to seduce men, newsflash… Marge Simpson was on the cover of Playboy, men are not too strong when it comes to willpower, it Isn't a superpower to look cute and be able to wink.\

2. Perfect Memory. While you may be able to ace a few tests a perfect memory can offer little advantage over a nut like the Green Goblin. This superpower is lame, but the number one spot is even worse.

1. X-Ray Vision. This power is completely LAME. How would you defeat any villains? By looking into there stomach, seeing what they ate and working at their favorite restaurant, to then poison them? At first I thought any X-Ray themed superhero could work at Airport security but then I remembered, they already have a machine that does that job. “Hey your cat has cancer” “Thanks X-Ray man your still a horrible superhero”

 

 

Sorry about this week only being a top five, its finals week I have a lot of studying to do

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Insanity

Four white walls,

and a pretty white coat took my body, with nobody I am alone, and a loan must be repaid, but I seek no vengeance, because insanity is the blessing in disguise that keeps me sane, exploring my whole mind, a rabbit hole I find takes me beyond imagination to limits beyond limitations, searching for the inner me I lose myself until I find out who I am.

Three blue pills,

made to heal my mind, really steal my mind, so to keep what's mine I keep in mind that to keep my mind I need to creep behind the radar, because a healthy mind needs no healing, so the pills are safely stored under my tongue which audibly brings to shore the deepest regions of my mind, so, this mind of mine splits my tongue in two. One willing to share a piece of its mind at any given time, which follows close behind instincts of mine whom are suppressed by the other tongue which keeps peace at mind knowing every piece of my mind will never be left behind.

Two late to escape,

I leave anyway, any day I want, escaping anyway I can I leave this place. Even when I cant, a part of me remains in wonder land, amazed I remain to question if my remains remain in this room when my mind and soul escape through the graven image of the rabbit hole in my head. Anyway, what about when I'm dead? I constantly wonder where my remains will land when I leave this earth to journey into the next, my mind has already crossed halfway, I remain to wonder if there is anyway one day my brain and body will meet, do they have a way to bring me halfway to catch up to where my mind remains? Locked away my body remains here while my mind explores the deepest oceans of unknown, my mind will not remain restrained by the steal door that steals more than my mind is aware of

One day at a time,

I plot my escape, the climax to a rising action with no chance of fruition, a hopeless ambition for my body. The protagonist of the plot that is the story of my life, the story in which I write, as I sit on the third story of this four walled hell questioning what is right, Sitting in my white walled cell, I wait for the tapping, the gentle rapping on my cell’s steel door. The tale tell start to my insanity. So I can start thinking what I think they thought I think. That my thoughts are real, and that my artificial art is not a thought but what is here, but who officially decides the official line that divides insanity and artificial, and when is art official anyway?

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Infinite Photography change.

New photo... way of doing things?
we will be releasing albums, one pcture at a time over the duration of a month, then at the end of the month there will be one big clickable album, you will see in time. The first Album starts with the last picture I released and the album will come mon a monday 4 weeks from yesterday.... Get it?

Photo One, Album One

Adam Copeland

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Shadows

I try to escape,

he keeps pace with me,

I try to lose him in alleys, but he climbs the walls.

I see him for what he is,

he is all my evil, all that I have done.

my feet can only carry me so fast.

I thought for some time I could escape him.

I thought that he could not follow me into the dark,

Whenever I entered a lightless abyss

I was the free, I was not watched by his faceless glare,

I could do as a pleased and live without his judgmental presence,

I could shake my past and live free

I could finally live in the present,

I believed he was gone, but he surely would meet me again,

when the light would show me who I am

I then realized in the dark he didn't follow me,

he became me.

He doesn't remind me of the evils I commit in the dark,

he is the evil I commit in the dark.

He shows everyone my flaws,

that I am human,

that I am not transparent.

That secrets lie in my heart and mind, beneath my skin.

I can see that running is useless,

escaping your past is like losing your shadow.

Even if at times you can hide it,

it will always follow you.

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Addiction

Crawling from the base of your soul,

sensations take you,

who is really in control?

your body acts and your mind follows suit with excuses,

it cant be read like emotion,

it cant be seen like bruises

you no longer live your life,

it is lived for you.

like a double edged knife

the fix only cuts you deeper

an uphill battle,

from here only getting steeper.

Each drag takes my breath away

temporary pleasure,

although I beg it to stay.

The smoke dips and weaves

it flows and slips through my hands

and just as quickly as it came, it leaves.

two week to bare the weight.

I begin to choke,

any savior is much too late

I'm on my own,

but I cant escape.

too distant I have grown,

it whispers in my ear.

I am not in control

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Infinite Photography

Adam Copeland

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Top Ten Worst Places To Fall Asleep

10. In A Taxi. You know that waking up in a smelly taxi, with a scary unkempt man yelling about the money you owe him is not only unpleasant, but scary as hell. So avoid falling asleep in a taxi.

9. In The Movies. Paying twenty dollars for a movie and popcorn sucks. However, waking up at the end of Avatar, not knowing what the hell happened with your eight dollar popcorn spilt all over the floor sucks even more.

8.On A Bus. This is worse than a taxi because now you have no idea where you are, or what time it is, or how long you have been sitting next to this creepy guy that you might have seen on America’s most wanted. Better get a bus schedule, or better yet, a car.

7. While Driving. Maybe you should just keep riding the bus… It is a hell of a lot better than driving into oncoming traffic.

6.During a babysitting gig. Kids are evil. Marker is hard to wash off,

and its safe to say your aren't getting paid.

5. While swimming. Drowning really blows, if your a narcoleptic Michael Phelps, you should find a new hobby. Or invest in some floaties, with the right swimsuit they can look quite stylish.

4. While Eating Cereal. Yes droning does blow, but it sucks even more to drown in two inches of milk. Nothing is more embarrassing than being found with flakes of coco stuck to your forehead.

3. During a Zombie Apocalypse. I mean really, of all the things to miss out on.

2. While being asked to marry someone. Unless its at a fast food restaurant this is inexcusable. If you have mutual friends, you will need to find a new circle because he will ruin your good name.

1. While Skiing. Not the most deadly on the list, but certainly the most painful. Trees hurt.

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Buddy Talk

First of all this somewhat relates to my previous advice entry. Its all about the image. When guys are around other guys they usually brag about their girlfriend when the subject is brought up. However when that guy is actually with his girlfriend he is the sweet caring man that he is. Like i said before the reason for this is their image.
Think about it... what would a guy look like to his buddies if he got all mushie gushie about his girlfriend in front of his pals? Also, the things he brags about are usually things he wouldn't want to say in front of his girlfriend. This makes him look like he is superior and farther along life to his peers. This also gives the thought that this guy is dominant or "wears the pants". Then again when the two of you are together alone, he becomes cooperative and willing to compromise.
You have to remember that a mans ego is very sensitive. He has to look good in front of his friends. Testosterone flares up and the alpha male instinct is brought into play. There is a constant competition, even if the competitors are friends, to be on top or the "coolest".

I hope this information was helpful :)
Please don't be afraid to ask questions and I will do my best to answer them.

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Take Me Back

Take me back to the good old days,

the gilded age and Watergate.

Take me back to the lies,

take me back to the time before we had eyes,

to see what we don't like and ask that damn question

“Where has the love gone?”

Take me back to the prejudice and hatred.

Take me back to Kent state.

Take me back to Vietnam or the Korean war,

 

Show me the pain,

take me back to the acid trips and daily mistrust,

Take me back to separate and unequal.

The day where black men could only dream.

Take me back when Nixon could plot and scheme,

Where wires were tapped and offices crawled with government bugs

Take me to past where we still would ask

“Why can’t we go back?”.

 

Take me to the time where Kennedy  disappeared

and the country filled with tears.

take me back where men who spoke out lost their lives.

When it took a King to point out racial strife.

and take me back to the days after his death.

Where riots and hate plagued the nation.

Please as things start to go south here in the present,

can I not escape this whole I am digging?

I am to afraid and feeble to stand out like other great men have,

Instead I stand back and nod when people ask

“Can’t we just go back to the good old days?”

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Circles

The world works spherically,

gravity pulls from all angles.

360 degrees of pressure around us,

shaping and pushing our performance.

We enter the world feeble and weak,

we leave it the same.

Beginning at the end,

but that is not to say that nothing ever changes.

each point on a circle is unique,

revolving around our epicenter,

our goal or mission.

our mind and ambition determines our radius.

how far our circle can expand overlapping the lives of others.

influencing the revolution of peers by our own actions,

because it isn't about the beginning or end.

It is about how you enjoyed the ride in-between.

360 degrees of change, of motion and opportunity.

Some enter the world with more influence than others,

but none of that matters when you draw your own path.

The circle of life is more than a cycle.

Orbits, calendars, planets, and stars.

in synch with their own circular rhythm.

Our life works in orbit.

celestial bodies mimic our own,

only when our cycle ends the pattern is not repeated.

Each day begins with an awakening,

every night returns us to that slumber,

from our first breath to our last.

our circadian rhythm revolves.

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Infinite Photography

  Adam Copeland

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Bullet for my Valentine

BFMV’s new album “fever” was released Monday April 26, 2010. In the Welsh’s previous albums, “The Poison” and “Scream Aim and Fire”, fans are hit and miss. They either love them or hate them. “The Poison” consisted of the lighter tone vocals along with screams, and still maintaining the heavy metal melodies. While in “Scream Aim and Fire” the band took a heavier direction. More of the songs had the lower growl screams. In this new album however, I believe BFMV has incorporated both of those sounds and even brought in the whisper screams. They have kept the lighter singing for the most part, but still kept the intense instrumental. The songs on the album are:

1."Your Betrayal" 4:51
2. "Fever" 3:57
3. "The Last Fight" 4:19
4. "A Place Where You Belong" 5:06
5. "Pleasure And Pain" 3:53
6. "Alone" 5:56
7. "Breaking Out, Breaking Down" 4:04
8. "Bittersweet Memories” 5:09
9. "Dignity" 4:29
10. "Begging For Mercy" 3:56
11. "Pretty On The Outside" 3:56

Check it out J

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In Transition

The blog is going through some changes, its new name will be Levi’s unzipped, and when i get the time it will have a whole new look. keep reading : )

Walls

If only these walls could talk,

they would scoff and gawk at your strange and awkward body.

They would spread rumors and lies,

and you will look to the sky while God stands idol-ey by

Use cosmetics to make-up for your flaws.

still the horrors leak from the jaws around.

Pressure mounts and they close in for the kill

no where to run the walls surround you.

If only these walls could talk?

Is it the walls that should learn but the people that forget?

Speech is free, but what is the cost?

Happiness, Love, a life?

what came first the liar, or the lies?

regardless, one is immortal, because hatred never dies.

not in the heart of the hated

we have no need for a wordless world,

but for an end to the theory that lies are white

or that words will never hurt me.

with one bullet a soldier can kill a man,

with one sentence a true leader can kill a nation.

Sticks and stone can break few bones while words can start a revolution.

Top Ten Worst Ways To Ask A Girl To Marry You

10. At a Fast Food Restaurant. There is nothing less romantic than a greasy burger with fries. Pulling the old put it in the wine glass trick does not transfer well with a soda op or milkshake. Even if she loves her burgers its not a good idea to ask her to share her life with you their.

9. At a Water Park. Splashing out in the sun is a cute date. seeing your girlfriend in a bathing suit is always good too. Still this is NOT the place to ask her to be with you. She will look like a freak when she gets all teary eyed in the line for the “big slide”. Plus if she says no, you ruin your entire day of fun in the sun.

8. During High School. I do not mean during class, which is also stupid. I am talking about during high school whatsoever. If you are too young to go on and start a career, you are definitely too young to ask for a blushing bride to be.

7. Through One OF Her Friends. Unless your in the 5th grade, this is unacceptable. Man up and ask her you Wussy!

6. Phone Call. Can you here me now? Good, I was wondering if you… are you still there? Babe? oh i thought we dropped the call, anyway will you marry me? Babe? Are you there? Oh well why aren’t you saying anything. Oh well this is awkward. Will you ever marry me? probably not? Oh… ok.

5. Answering machine. Similar to the phone call, but even worse. *Robot Voice* “Message from 654-555-6789, sent February 11th at 2:30. Will you marry me Babe? To play again, press 4 to delete press… you get the point.  Don’t do it.

4. Putting The Ring In Any Food She May Swallow. If she doesn't find the ring before chowing down you will be sifting through her royal droppings or out some major cash. Sure it may be a funny story. Well girls want romantic, not funny so don't try it.

3.On Her Way To Deliver A Baby. As glowing as the mother of your child may be and how bad you want this kid to be raised right don't matter here. She is way to emotionally unstable for that to be a good time to ask. After she says yes, and gives birth, post pardon depression will hit and she will probably regret saying yes.

2. Through A Status Update or Tweet. This list may sound ridiculous but all of them have already been done. The way this story ends is with all of the girls friends posting “CONGRADULATIONS!” on her while before she says it and replies “NO!” if you are going to get rejected, you don't want it done on a social networking site.

1. In A Txt Mssge. Hey babe, how lng hve we been 2gether? I thnk its tme we tie the knot. Sweetie, wll u marry me? Epic fail! any girl asked over text should just cry, and not tears of happiness either. That is just lame! If you think about asking a girl that way, consider a lobotomy. 

Blog Evolution

This blog will be rapidly changing. Advice columns and top tens will remain, politics and technology however will be dropping out, art and ideology will be the new topics. Adam Copeland will be doing photography Levi will be writing and Drawing as well as the web show Unzipped when he buys a microphone and Ian Malcolm will stay on Advice and music.

Unzipped

The web-show I will be making will be starting as soon as I buy a microphone. Expect shows every Tuesday.

Communism?

America, you put me in a tough spot with the whole 1/4 of Americans being to overweight to pass the physical exam for the military. You are making me decide on what is more morally incorrect for me, the gradual progression towards a totalitarian governmental food system, or the realization that soon Americans will eat themselves into a point where we are literally to fat to defend ourselves. The FDA will move to controlling salt, then they will monitor us too make sure we are eating enough protein, then eventually controlling our diet completely. I guess this is the price we pay for not being mature enough to put down the Twinkies.

National Defense At Risk?

A survey says that 27% of the nation is “Too Fat to fight”. Reports from CNN say that the maximum weight depends on certain variables such as height, but the maximum body fat percentage is 36% for women and 30% percent for men. Those standards are really low, and as a nation we still fail to reach this extremely low bar. So, what does this mean? If there is a draft, a quarter of the people drafted would fail based on weight alone. Our nations security actually depends on America to “shape up”. I was against FDA regulation of salt and trans fat before hearing how irresponsible we are being as human beings. I was a huge supporter of eat what you please, if you want to destroy your body its perfectly fine, but when I heard CNN mention that my safety is at risk because as a nation we are too fat to protect ourselves, well that is just pitiful. Get off the couch America.

Democracy?

Everyday I wonder were, as a country, we are heading. First I want to say that we are now down to two writers, me (Levi) and Ian Malcolm.The other dropped off the map, I was sick of begging for his week old article.
Now, back to the matter at hand. America was built on revolution, we are a country born in blood, bound on escaping oppression the fathers of America risked their lives so that others in the country had the right to represent themselves. Now we are stripping that right from people one by one. This article is simply to introduce you to my political views, nothing more. So i will just tell you them, plain and simple. We should not vote on things like gay marriage. I am not saying i support the gays, and I am not saying that I do not.  However i am saying it is wrong that non gays get to vote on how gays live their lives. just as it would be wrong to vote on whether or not Muslims can get married. I don't believe religion should have any MORE involvement with the government, but reversing its involvement thus far is absurd. There is no need to anger people about a topic as silly as a few words scribbled on our currency, how about Washington focuses on something that matters, like the war, or North Korea having a missile that can reach California. My basic mindset is survival of the fittest, laissez-faire, rugged individualism. Look for updates on politics soon, and expect the above beliefs to sneak there way in.

4th Generation iPhone Leak

The leaked 4th Generation iPhone prototype is the real deal.  Gizmodo thoroughly investigated the leak and confirmed it. They could not boot the leaked phone out of safe mode, so some secrets are still to come from the 4th Generation of the iPhone. What we do know is that it is thinner and has a longer battery. Other updates such as a camera on the front AND a better camera on the back with flash. A second microphone designed for noise cancelation was added. Also a higher resolution display along with the new MicroSIM slot that is included in the new iPad. It sounds like Apple is really stepping it up when it comes the 4G iPhone, which is great considering the hatred inspired by all the flaws in the recently released iPad.

Top Ten Most Dangerous Things to Do… Naked!

10. Running on a Treadmill.  Jogging in place cant be that dangerous right? Whoa… this thing goes pretty fast. I should slow this thing down a little so I don't *slips* OWW, it burns, it burns so bad!

9. Jumping on a Trampoline. Trampolines are fun right? So is being naked, but these two things go together like Peanut Butter and Motor oil. What could be the problem? Especially if there are some cute girls around to join in? Well, the simple answer is… there are some things that shouldn't be caught in those springs.

8. Paintball. Enough said.

7. Riding a bike. Moving metal, high speeds, rotating chain, and the chafing, ohhh the chafing. You can scratch riding a bike off your naked to do list, you wont miss a thing.

6. Resisting arrest. Cops do not want to touch a naked guy, commit any crime, when the cops show up they will have their tazer in hand. They want taze a running naked guy just as bad as the rest of us. The problem is that they are allowed to.

5. Go to a Sexaholics meeting. You might as well just poke an alligators tongue, or wear a meat necklace in a lions den.

4. Start a foundation for homeless cats. If you have had a cat you know how much they love things that hang and swing. Its almost as much as they love jumping out of hiding places and scratching the hell out of any exposed skin. Your in a world full of hurt if your a nudist cat lover.

3. Cook Bacon. Hot grease, fire, a really hot skillet, and lots of bare skin. That is possibly the worst combination I have ever heard of concerning food and nudity.

2. Work at a zoo. Like the cat shelter, but with bigger cats, and Monkeys… and bears. Realistically anyone stupid enough to do this wont need what is at risk anyway. Still you can see the risk involved when naked in a cage with a mountain lion. Even if the cat just “wants to play” have you seen the claws on those things?

1. Work in a factory. Moving automated machinery will not stop for private parts, so think twice before trying to clear that jam in station twelve naked. Also, conveyor belts, they are like treadmills, but faster.

"The bad boy" image

Dear Anonymous user,

For starters, I'm sorry I had not gotten any advice columns posted before now. I'm glad you commented and asked for a specific piece of advice, and I actually prefer it this way.

Girls are very confusing. I'm not sure guys were made to understand them completely. I feel I am one of the few guys in the world that understand them the most. I have numerous lady friends that keep me updated day to day on their guy issues and their thoughts. I feel I need to establish that I have creditable information and can actually be helpful.

First of all most girls are attracted to the "bad boy" image. Not very many know exactly why they are attracted to that type of guy. I think I know why. They have that feeling of protection, and know that no one will mess with their boyfriend. Also, they climb the social ladder a lot faster, because they know that their boyfriend is at the top of the food chain.
However, girls are more attracted to a guy that will treat them with respect. If you want this girl for the long run you can't treat her like dirt, instead she needs to know that you think she is a princess. However, this does not mean you tell her flat out. When you ask if a girl likes a "standoffish" guy the answer is both yes and no. Think of it this way, no one treats something free like it is worth while, think about a time you recieved a free gift from a company, or some school funtion, it was probably a crappy Yo-Yo or the equivilent. Well your love is the same way, if you simply give it away, they expect a crappy Yo-Yo, so demonstrate how much you can love them, but make them earn it. Before I was dating my girlfriend, I made jokes about things I would do if she upgraded to the "Premium package" (aka starts dating me) this made her feal like there was more she should work for, therefore she desired the "Premium package" that much more.

So basically, what I am trying to say, is make her earn your love. That will build a true relationship. Sure changing who you are might land you a girl for maybe, 3 weeks, but if its a relationship your working for you want to be yourself. Only then will you find the girl YOU really love. About being "standoffish" again don't be fake, sure make her know that there is more to be earned, and that once she earns it she will be treated like a princess, but dont be a jerk and act uninterested. That tactic will get you no were. So just remember be yourself, but dont give yourself away.

Power To The People

Soon we will have an advice columnist, and he will be taking requests. Just shoot an email to Tuitionblogs@yahoo.com and tell us what is troubling you!

Oh and as for that email, I (Levi) read all your emails, and give it to who its written to soon they will each have direct ones. Anyway, that email is open to anything you want to write me about, this website is centered around its readers!

One Thing You Will Not Ever See Here

Celebrity gossip. Each author is personally against exploiting celebrities,  this blog is made in part for that reason, to get our minds off of celebrities lives and onto our own.

HEY READERS!

We LOVE comments! So leave a ton! Thanks!

New Blog

A friend of mine started a blog, he talks about many things one of which being drugs, which is why I would like to clarify I support his blog but NOT his drug use. The other two authors for this site are also DRUG FREE. That being said, he is a friend and does have great political viewpoints. Check him out POliTics (honestly, you have to give him style points on the name, and capitalization and such)

Assassination Could Have Been Avoided

Former Prime Minister, Benazir Bhutto was killed by a fifteen year old suicide bomber, after returning from a period of exile to run in the countries general elections. According to a three man investigation commission the incident “could have been avoided”. The blame for the murder was placed on Baitullah Mehsud a Taliban leader with ties to Al Qaeda . (CNN News)

The article continues to talk about a lack in the police force in preserving evidence and how a wide range of officials who blatantly failed in protecting Ms. Bhutto, a variety of factors contributed to her losing her life and of course individuals will be punished for there lack of protection over her. My question is, haven't we said nearly every disaster “could have been avoided” sure her security could have been tighter but JFK’s car could have had a roof too. The men stationed at Pearl Harbor could have lined the planes up differently or listened for the warning signs. The airport security for the 9/11 attacks could have been tighter too. Until our defense system includes seeing into the future, we will never expect the unexpected. If by some chance something goes wrong everyone already knows that it “could have been avoided”. Is the news that “Security could have been tighter” a real shocker to anyone? The point is that this was an act of terrorism, and a suicide bomber is obviously willing to risk anything to kill their target.

Unless Ms. Bhutto was kept in an underground bunker for the remainder of her life, we can guess that if the attack fell through this time a more elaborate one would be taken. If the ring leader of the operation which ended Ms. Bhutto’s life truly had ties to the
Al Qaeda, we know from first hand experience that if they really want her dead, they will find a way. Even if they need to fly a plane into a building to do so. The real way to prevent attacks like these is to do a better job at seeking out and killing the groups responsible. Why is America the only one taking it on themselves to do so?

Schedule

So I worked things out with my friend who will be doing politics, we made a schedule for when we will post updates, the schedule will change if we are too busy but it looks like it will go as follows.
Monday- Top Ten!
Tuesday- Music Reviews
Wednesday- Day off
Thursday- Day off
Friday- Video blog alternating politics. : )
Saturday- Comic books, movies, T.V., and other media discussed.
Sunday- Advise Colum alternating with How To guides

Current world news events will be written and posted on, usually one or two a week.

Iron Man Two

May 7th Iron man two hits the big screen, the question is will it live up to the first ones unexpected greatness? Everyone predicted another typical superhero movie, but what they got was a phenomenal display of not only special effects but also a wonderful plot with a dynamic and loveable character. What people really liked was seeing an old comic hero’s story being shifted to fit current events of the day.

However now they expect greatness, but will the story pack the same punch as the first one? I predict a flop, if you remember the end to Iron Man One Tony Stark announces that he is “Iron Man” following comic tradition.  So we can guess the will continue to follow suite in number 2. We can predict Tony to be an alcoholic, and other similarities between the comics, but will the be able to keep the time change effective? If you remember comic Iron Man was captured in Vietnam, and they switched that to being captured by terrorists. will other changes flow so smoothly? Will they be able to keep believable villains? I guess I will have to wait till its release to find out 

15 Things to do… When there is nothing to do

1. Mute a movie and make your own dialogue for the characters.
2. Invent a game, be creative and silly. The crazier the better
3. Make a random video. Play multiple characters with different costumes for each.
4. Learn to dance, Youtube has some great videos for beginners.
5. Go to nike.com and create a shoe, even if you don't buy them, see if you can make the coolest shoe. Then try and make the ugliest ones you can.
6. Shop at Goodwill, they have the most interesting things, maybe you can pick up a calendar from 2005.
7. Go to the park and sit next to people, then make strange noises or actions to see what they do.
8. Write a story, be creative. Lose yourself in a land of make believe.
9. Watch your favorite movie from when you where a kid, see if you still like it.
10. Go through assignments you kept from grade school, if you kept any that is.
11. Use paint to draw on peoples pictures who you hate.
12. Practice writing and drawing with your non-dominant hand
13. Learn how to do something new. Or learn something cool like how an engine works.
14. Make one of those really cool flip books.
15. Read my blog some more : )

Top Ten!

I decided that I will be writing a top ten each week, it will give this blog some actual content while i work on making better tutorials. that way you have more to read about than my rather uneventful life. the top tens will be added each Tuesday. starting today!

Today’s top ten: most disgusting places on school campus

10. The Bathrooms, surprising to some people this is on the bottom of the list, however due to recent budget cuts this is probably the only room still cleaned on a semi regular basis.

9. The classrooms, slimy desks coated with oil and sweat and drool of other people bump the classroom up above the bathrooms. You go in a bathroom knowing what happens there, but it is easy to forget the disgusting things people do to their desks. Clean it all you want we all forget about the mountains of gum on the bottom and often touch them.

8. The Library, people take these books home, where do many Americans catch up on their literature? That’s right, on the John. the Library is like a rental store for used fecal matter, Grab the Lysol!

7. The nurses office, diarrhea, coughing, barf and that gross kid in science class who goes everyday for unexplained reasons. All of this and more found in the nurses office. Still even the school infirmary is no match for number one of the list.

6. The locker room, nudity and pranks make this room and easy number six on the list. stagnant water from showers just aid the horror story stench that fills the air when entering a locker room.

5. The weight room, sweat and freshmen who think they are tough fill the weight room. nobody wipes down any station when the finish and even worse, the big sweaty ape like football players always want to chest bump or jump on everything.

4. The Cafeteria, seriously, budget cuts again? What could possibly be cheaper than the rotting garbage they already feed us?

3. Football storage room, fermenting sweat from games played last year seal in this room all year, only to be released when everyone comes to gather their gear for the new season. the stench rolls out like the smell of death from a crypt. Was that a rat?

2. Drinking fountains, they are coated in spit wads, gum, random unidentifiable slimes and lime scale. It is gross, enough said.

1. The Wrestling room, being a wrestler I know first hand the wrestling room is the most disgusting room in the school. Sweat of 14 varsity wrestlers and however many the room will fit of Junior varsity kids trying to take your spot from the Varsity line up, the mat is coated with enough sweat to use it like a slip and slide. with no exaggeration I can honestly say there is mist in the air like after a shower, consisting entirely of human perspiration and dedication.

That is this weeks top ten : )

Twilight Questions

Unanswered questions I pondered upon while forced to watch Twilight.


1. Vampires are pail skinned right? What about the black one? You know the bad guy?

2. While we are talking about the black one, are his sparkles black when he walks into the sun?

3. Edward believes he has no soul, and yet he has enough morals to not eat Bella?

4. The one blonde one, her power is to be extraordinarily beautiful. Didn’t the first like five scenes establish all vampires are? Did Stephenie Meyer run out of powers?

5. What if a werewolf where to get a bite that would turn him into a vampire?

6. Why the hell would the Vampires want to stay secret? They seem pretty invincible they could have their own nation

7. Another thing about the whole secrecy thing, even if you say you’re a vampire who will believe you?

8. Wasn’t this already done? I think it’s called Romeo and Juliet?

How to be funny

This is a step by step guide on exactly how to be funny! Whether you are trying to impress a girl, make new friends, or are an aspiring comedian, this tutorial on humor will ensure you get your feet off the ground.


1. Know your audience! If you are in a group of high class people a poop joke will bring nothing but embarrassment. Make sure you know what type of people you are dealing with before you start cracking jokes.

2. Know yourself! Comedy comes in so many forms; one must be in touch with his own personality before he/she decides to aspire toward comedy. Know your confidence level; some comedians like Dane Cook rain supreme in confidence while others like Jim Gaffigan make fun of how big of losers they are.

3. Know your jokes! There is nothing more annoying than someone who doesn’t finish a joke… seriously

4. Don’t tell a joke unless you absolutely love it! It is about quality not quantity think of that kid you known who never talks but whenever he does his jokes are perfect. Now think of that annoying kid who shouts out every joke he thinks of. Who would you rather be?

5. Don’t stop if you start to get on a roll! Until you have a joke that flops don’t stop if you landed a couple great ones. This is what the quiet kid from earlier lacks.

Well there you go, anything else is just natural. Make sure not to sound rehearsed when being humorous it just sounds desperate

12 Angry Men

Huge success! I have some really cruddy videos for it but ill post them anyway! they should be up by monday!
Anyway, it was my first part in any play. I was the co-star, I actually had more lines than the star, and I kept the audience on the edge of their seats the entire time. With the tremendous help of George Nunez as number 8 we made the stabbing seen so intense people in the audience actually screamed out in terror. For a high school play we couldnt have asked for more.

Earth? What Earth?

"They paved paradise and put up a parking lot"- Heard the song before? It is one of my new favorites, and no not only because my girlfriend made up a cute dance to it. What really gets me is that no one, during the duration of the song can think it is a great idea. It points out the ignorance and selfishness in ravaging otherwise perfect pieces of nature to chase selfish desires.

Still we continue to do it. no matter who speaks up, no matter what they say we don’t even so much as slow our destruction. It seems like the massive green movement that came around the same time of Obama's promises of change, has derailed early. Seriously, when will we take any real action toward preservation? The time for change has come and gone. I won’t write a novel based on this because… well what good has it done when anyone else did. No too many people talk and too few people act. Sadly as a student I can’t do much. I try to email my work to my teachers to conserve paper but they always print the damn thing out to grade me. I also find it incredibly hard to remember to recycle. I use recycled product but besides that don’t do much. What are some great ways to save the environment?

Number 3

Im in my schools next play I am juror number 3 from twelve angry men. I was pretty surprised to get a part since it was my first audition for well... anything. Regardless the show is saturday and I couldnt be more excited.

New Band

MySpace.com/xflashbacks
They are close friends of mine check them out!

Tuition Blogs

In the mind of the genius mind that created "Tuition Dogs" a realization was made that... well college is pretty expensive. So following in "Tuition Dogs" footsteps "Tuition Blogs" was inspired by an empty wallet owned by a man that hungers for knowledge. Basically, I will be blogging for donations. As crazy as I may sound, keep in mind It is going to a great cause, the proceeds will be used for my college tuition. Being a Junior in high school I am not sure of my major yet but am considering engineering and will most likely go to ASU for my degree. So please, donate if possible! Thank you very much!